10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05