10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus