10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."