10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Never educate a stupid poker player.