10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.