10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --