10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword