10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- It's Free To Fold...
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Why not, when some because there are three.