10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..