10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "No river, no fish."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth