10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.