10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak