10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.