10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters