10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill