10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts