10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow