10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.