10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth