10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.