10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson