10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."