10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "No river, no fish."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.