10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.