10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for fat, American losers.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm