10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)