10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts