10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from