10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician