10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker