10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---