10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters