10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---