10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.