10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls