10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.