10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-