10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth