10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!