10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.