10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword