10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."