10 Random Poker Quotes
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."