10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003