10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters