10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986