10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel