10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom