10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.