10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."